Cheery poem
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I gotta say I love this and love SoulPancake, which I just recently found.
—Desperate for something to do during the hour or so Twitter was down, I wrote a novel.
Just sayin, this is the most terrifying gif i have ever seen
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omg
this is better than perfect
Tumblr makes me want to actually read/write this sort of insane fanfiction. DAMMIT YOU GUYS.
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Okay so we’re watching Young Justice and I’m liking it quite a lot. Everything I know about DC comes from Smallville, I’m not making this up, am I? Superboy is the son of Lex Luthor and Superman?
Yes, Superboy has two daddies. A setup not explored nearly enough.
TELL ME WHY THIS ISN’T AN AU
we have all this superhusbands shit with cap and tony but not enough super ex-husbands with lex and superman
Maybe because there wasn’t anybody pretty that’s played Lex? Or Superman is seen as boring?
Man, I don’t even know. It would take some skill but it would be the best thing ever and I’m sorry Young Justice never got to explore that.
this is getting reblogged again and that’s cool but I just had to pipe in here in response to that “Lex Luthor isn’t pretty” statement um
excuse you
Oh thank god someone busted out the Rosenbaum, cause I was about to blow a gasket. Not pretty my ENTIRE ASS.
While watching Smallville with my brother one day he once noted that watching Rosenbaum was almost uncomfortable - “He has sexual chemistry with EVERYTHING. He’s alone in this scene and all I can think is ‘is he about to fuck that lamp?’”
My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies
OH SASS, POOR YORICK.
I like sassy Yorick, can he be a more common thing?
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The Terribleminds Guide To Hitting On The Ladies « terribleminds: chuck wendig
“Gents, don’t hit on women.
I know, now you’re saying, “BUT THAT’S HOW I GET MY PENIS TOUCHED,” and maybe you think that’s true. I realize there’s a certain mode of dating advice that suggests men must show confidence and be clear and forthright with their attraction. But “confidence” is a whole lot different than “aggression,” and hitting on someone is a whole lot more like the latter than the former. Note that verb: hitting — itself the language of violence, like you’re walking up and just bashing her about the head and neck with your sexual desire, like you’re clubbing a seal.”
Bow down to the wisdom of Chuck Wendig, y’all. Or at least listen to him.
YES!!!
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